Thought I would have some fun and get your help to re-tell the Christmas story but with a difference. So this is how it works.
1. I will start the story and then you help write the rest.
2. You can only write 5 words (per comment)
3. Then the next person carries it on
You can come back later in the day to add another comment. Spread the word and get your friends involved to. Let’s see if we can make this work…
JESUS, BORN IN A STABLE…
theotherJC 
and his bed was a
mattress made by the local
shepherds and he was wrapped
in a Winnie the Pooh
babygro and visted by three
strange men. It was then
that they gave gifts of
lots of £50 notes and
some vouchers for tesco but
they also had a surprise.
A thousand mince pies that
are packed cake boxes with red ribbon
bows. Mary was overwhelmed by
the smell of the donkey
while Joseph sat reading this
info about Xcel church so
didn’t see the shepherds carrying
a tesco finest turkey and
a bag of chips. So
Joseph sent Mary to the
local diy store to buy
some paint. And lo behold
standing there before her was
a donky on a……
on a kids bike with
some sweet smelling perfume. What
on earth would Mary think
the angles would say about
not having a chinese takeaway
near. All that singing and
the neighbours contacting the police
would bring an end to
the kareoke competition which Joseph
had awarded the prize to
the three wise men.
THE END.
Bit bizarre all that but thanks anyway!
hahahahaha.. hilarious reading on a miserable day back at work x